The Church Curmudgeon

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You know this grumpy old guy from the pages of Twitter. Let this aromatic roast cheer up your inner Curmudgeon. This gourmet, 100% Arabica coffee cupping notes describe joyful hints of sweetness with tangy acidity, chocolate, lemon tea, basil, grapefruit and a smooth mouthfeel. Roasted until the early stage of 2nd crack. It's the perfect roast to turn that frown upside-down! 

 whole bean 

net wt. 12 oz

The Church Curmudgeon:

For the coffee in my cup
For this nectar all warmed up
Lord of all, to Thee we raise
Steaming mugs of grateful praise

Roses are red
Coffee is brown
Lift up the mug
Drink it on down



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  • 5
    Smooth Bliss

    Posted by Suzanne Tate on Aug 17th 2019

    Ordered this for my mom, Sue. We both agree it is our favorite! Thank you Hector!!!

  • 5
    Excellent coffee! Smooth, wonderful taste! One of the best I've had!

    Posted by Kathy Ramsden on Sep 17th 2018

    I will definitely order again! Wonderful coffee!!

  • 5

    Posted by Sarah on Jul 10th 2018

    Lagares never disappoints! I love that they deliver fresh to your door. A must try for every coffee drinker! I personally drink this from my Chemex every morning.

  • 5
    Church Curmudgeon

    Posted by Eli B. on May 10th 2018

    One of the best coffees I’ve ordered online!

  • 5
    Contradictory coffee

    Posted by Rachael Starke on May 6th 2018

    The only problem with this coffee is the name - how can a coffee named after an old crank make me so very, very happy? Seriously, coffee like this is why I wonder how Starbucks stays in business. For all I know, that's what the Curmudgeon actually drinks.

  • 5
    This is some fine coffee.

    Posted by The Church Curmudgeon on Mar 6th 2018

    Every little bean
    Roasted fresh by Hector
    If you want caffeine
    This coffee is your nectar